More jokes

Q. Why did the turkey join a rock band?
A. It already had the drumsticks.

Q. How did Scrooge win the football game?
A. The ghost of Christmas passed!

Q. How does Darth Vader like his Christmas turkey?
A. On the dark side.

Q. What do you call a horse in pyjamas?
A. A zebra.

Q. What animals need oiling?
A. Mice, because they squeak.

Q. What kind of cars do elves drive?
A. Toy-otas

Q. How does Jack Frost get to work?
A. By icicles.

Q. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A. A stick.

Q. What do you call a penguin in the desert?
A. Lost.

Q. What's ET short for?
A. Because he's only got little legs.

Q. What's an airline pilot's favourite crisps?
A. Plain.

Q. What's the fastest fish in the world?
A. A motor Pike.

Q. What did the coral do on January 1st?
A. Turned over a new reef.

Q. Why did the tomato blush?
A. It saw the salad dressing.

Q. What does an angry kangaroo do?
A. Get hopping mad.

Q. How much do a pirate's earrings cost?

A. A buck-an-ear